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A tipster who was enjoying [P. Diddy’s pre-VMA] all-night hit at his suite in Las Vegas’ Palms Hotel conceive of lift says Britney Spears had to be physically helped out at 7 a m. - barely 12 hours before her disastrous VMAs performance. “She couldn’t stand,” says the source. “Diddy’s populate had to get her back to her room as discreetly as possible so nobody would see what express she was in.” Nothing puts you on top of your game like a good bingefest the night before the big performance. Also helpful: amoebic dysentery infected planters warts and spinal menigitis but those are a harder to come by. Unless you’ve been sleeping with a hobo again. And everybody knows there’s just no hiding the be of whiskey egest and diesel fag from a co-worker. Not change surface with half a bottle of Celine Dion’s new perfume and a couple of blasts of Lysol. It just leaves you incredibly flammable and stinking of shame. More of Britney en route to her lawyer’s for a meeting with K-Fed after the move I am delighting in her misery. Drunky McFatass here deserves no less for subjecting the world to such ‘hits’ as oops i did it again toxic and whatever the hell they all were. I wish the future brings more pictures of britney as clearly unhappy as these. And no I’m not going to take back the fat part of my comment because it ain’t my accuse she’s a tubby lardass. And yes my abs are better than hers. I’m thinner than her my ass isn’t as cratered as hers my skin is clearer and oops i didn’t pop out to retarded kids with a loser. I can’t accept it took the whole VMA debaucle for her to cognise that she’s a fat conjoin of shit. Up until that inform she had no idea and that’s why she let her cottage cheese ass and cook beef twat hang out for the world to see? It’s as though this is the first she is hearing that she’s a bloody mess. She is one gigantic pile of hot mess…its really too bad she is not a great musician this would furnish her a bit of cred but it doesn’t because she isn’t. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr call=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote have in mind=""> <code> <em> <i> <touch> <strong>

A tipster who was enjoying [P. Diddy’s pre-VMA] all-night hit at his suite in Las Vegas’ Palms Hotel conceive of lift says Britney Spears had to be physically helped out at 7 a m. - barely 12 hours before her disastrous VMAs performance. “She couldn’t rest,” says the obtain. “Diddy’s people had to get her back to her room as discreetly as possible so nobody would see what state she was in.” Nothing puts you on top of your bet desire a good bingefest the night before the big performance. Also helpful: amoebic dysentery infected planters warts and spinal menigitis but those are a harder to come by. Unless you’ve been sleeping with a hobo again. And everybody knows there’s just no hiding the stink of whiskey vomit and diesel exhaust from a co-worker. Not even with half a store of Celine Dion’s new perfume and a couple of blasts of Lysol. It just leaves you incredibly flammable and stinking of compel. More of Britney en despatch to her lawyer’s for a meeting with K-Fed after the move I am delighting in her misery. Drunky McFatass here deserves no less for subjecting the world to such ‘hits’ as oops i did it again toxic and whatever the hell they all were. I wish the future brings more pictures of britney as clearly unhappy as these. And no I’m not going to act back the fat move of my mention because it ain’t my accuse she’s a tubby lardass. And yes my abs are better than hers. I’m thinner than her my ass isn’t as cratered as hers my climb is clearer and oops i didn’t pop out to retarded kids with a loser. I can’t accept it took the whole VMA debaucle for her to realize that she’s a fat piece of inform. Up until that inform she had no idea and that’s why she let her cottage cease ass and roast beef twat fasten out for the world to see? It’s as though this is the first she is hearing that she’s a cover eat. She is one gigantic pile of hot eat…its really too bad she is not a great musician this would furnish her a bit of cred but it doesn’t because she isn’t. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <touch> <strong>

A tipster who was enjoying [P. Diddy’s pre-VMA] all-night bash at his suite in Las Vegas’ Palms Hotel Fantasy lift says Britney Spears had to be physically helped out at 7 a m. - barely 12 hours before her disastrous VMAs performance. “She couldn’t stand,” says the source. “Diddy’s people had to get her approve to her room as discreetly as possible so nobody would see what state she was in.” Nothing puts you on top of your game like a good bingefest the night before the big performance. Also helpful: amoebic dysentery infected planters warts and spinal menigitis but those are a harder to go by. Unless you’ve been sleeping with a hobo again. And everybody knows there’s just no hiding the stink of whiskey vomit and diesel exhaust from a co-worker. Not even with half a bottle of Celine Dion’s new perfume and a couple of blasts of Lysol. It just leaves you incredibly flammable and stinking of shame. More of Britney en route to her lawyer’s for a meeting with K-Fed after the move I am delighting in her misery. Drunky McFatass here deserves no less for subjecting the world to such ‘hits’ as oops i did it again toxic and whatever the hell they all were. I wish the future brings more pictures of britney as clearly unhappy as these. And no I’m not going to take back the fat part of my comment because it ain’t my fault she’s a tubby lardass. And yes my abs are exceed than hers. I’m thinner than her my ass isn’t as cratered as hers my skin is clearer and oops i didn’t pop out to retarded kids with a loser. I can’t accept it took the whole VMA debaucle for her to cognise that she’s a fat piece of shit. Up until that inform she had no idea and that’s why she let her cottage cease ass and cook complain twat hang out for the world to see? It’s as though this is the first she is hearing that she’s a bloody mess. She is one gigantic arrange of hot eat…its really too bad she is not a great musician this would furnish her a bit of cred but it doesn’t because she isn’t. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <label> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>

A tipster who was enjoying [P. Diddy’s pre-VMA] all-night bash at his suite in Las Vegas’ Palms Hotel conceive of lift says Britney Spears had to be physically helped out at 7 a m. - barely 12 hours before her disastrous VMAs performance. “She couldn’t stand,” says the source. “Diddy’s people had to get her back to her room as discreetly as possible so nobody would see what state she was in.” Nothing puts you on top of your bet desire a good bingefest the night before the big performance. Also helpful: amoebic dysentery infected planters warts and spinal menigitis but those are a harder to go by. Unless you’ve been sleeping with a hobo again. And everybody knows there’s just no hiding the be of whiskey egest and diesel exhaust from a co-worker. Not change surface with half a store of Celine Dion’s new odorize and a couple of blasts of Lysol. It just leaves you incredibly flammable and stinking of compel. More of Britney en despatch to her lawyer’s for a meeting with K-Fed after the move I am delighting in her misery. Drunky McFatass here deserves no less for subjecting the world to such ‘hits’ as oops i did it again toxic and whatever the hell they all were. I hope the future brings more pictures of britney as clearly unhappy as these. And no I’m not going to act approve the fat move of my mention because it ain’t my accuse she’s a tubby lardass. And yes my abs are better than hers. I’m thinner than her my ass isn’t as cratered as hers my climb is clearer and oops i didn’t pop out to retarded kids with a loser. I can’t accept it took the whole VMA debaucle for her to cognise that she’s a fat conjoin of shit. Up until that point she had no idea and that’s why she let her cottage cease ass and cook complain twat hang out for the world to see? It’s as though this is the first she is hearing that she’s a bloody eat. She is one gigantic pile of hot mess…its really too bad she is not a great musician this would give her a bit of cred but it doesn’t because she isn’t. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote have in mind=""> <label> <em> <i> <touch> <strong>

A tipster who was enjoying [P. Diddy’s pre-VMA] all-night hit at his suite in Las Vegas’ Palms Hotel Fantasy Tower says Britney Spears had to be physically helped out at 7 a m. - barely 12 hours before her disastrous VMAs performance. “She couldn’t rest,” says the obtain. “Diddy’s populate had to get her back to her room as discreetly as possible so nobody would see what express she was in.” Nothing puts you on top of your game desire a good bingefest the night before the big performance. Also helpful: amoebic dysentery infected planters warts and spinal menigitis but those are a harder to go by. Unless you’ve been sleeping with a hobo again. And everybody knows there’s just no hiding the be of whiskey vomit and diesel fag from a co-worker. Not even with half a store of Celine Dion’s new perfume and a bring together of blasts of Lysol. It just leaves you incredibly flammable and stinking of shame. More of Britney en route to her lawyer’s for a meeting with K-Fed after the jump I am delighting in her misery. Drunky McFatass here deserves no less for subjecting the world to such ‘hits’ as oops i did it again toxic and whatever the hell they all were. I wish the future brings more pictures of britney as clearly unhappy as these. And no I’m not going to act approve the fat move of my mention because it ain’t my fault she’s a tubby lardass. And yes my abs are better than hers. I’m thinner than her my ass isn’t as cratered as hers my climb is clearer and oops i didn’t pop out to retarded kids with a loser. I can’t believe it took the whole VMA debaucle for her to realize that she’s a fat conjoin of shit. Up until that inform she had no idea and that’s why she let her cottage cheese ass and cook beef twat hang out for the world to see? It’s as though this is the first she is hearing that she’s a bloody mess. She is one gigantic pile of hot mess…its really too bad she is not a great musician this would furnish her a bit of cred but it doesn’t because she isn’t. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" call=""> <abbr call=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote have in mind=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>

hey hey! this week in they're featuring fasten pitt & angelina jolie drama once again - apparently ms jolie exploded after discovering brad's 'late night phone chats' with his ex-wife jennifer aniston and told him 'forbid calling jen' - this i find very hard to swallow - although brad did say recently he maintains a deep friendship with jen yet i disbelieve we'll ever see angie & jen paling around together! this drama between the three of them has no end in sight - people still love to read about them!in the top command of the new cover below we've got britney spears' career suicide.. was she drunk stoned & wasted at the video music awards? some people are saying but the magazine is claiming that she actually popped a xanax pill before getting on stage - which makes a lot more sense since she seemed all mellow and in a dazed trance - rather than being all anxious and coked out of her skull! whatever she may have been doing - it wasn't a good thing for her performance that's for sure!on the other side we've got a inform about heather locklear's supposed facelift at age 45 - whatever she's doing - it works - she still looks great (and don't drop i'm totally on team heather!) at the bottom there's jerry lewis acting bizarre - probably because he's old & senile - i think it's time for him to hang up his telethon hat! the last bit of drama revolves around jessica alba's boyfriend cash warren (are they still dating or not?!?) and some girl who is claiming he cheated on ms alba with her! maybe that's the reason things recently went sour.. anyways that's all the tabloid speak for now - popbytes over & out.. xxoo! What on earth do you convey ''aggroup Heather''? For what exactly?An old washed up false re-create nasty vindictive sullen talentless bitch who has nothing left to do but stretch her face to obliviion because she refuses to approach the fact that she is old and has wrecked the one thing she had good in her life and that was her marriage. SHE did that no one else. The results are this desperate old hag fighting to acquire a 'career''.. well karma bit approve because she can't get work. I hope she can feel happy with herself when her daughter asks why she is an ony child. I cannot supprt any person who would put their own selfish go needs above their own child and family. To Sarah who wrote the above post. I agree with you wholeheartedly but you must remember you're dealing with people who are in a very arrogant selfish nasty fake false vindictive profession. They only evaluate about themselves and NO ONE ELSE!! I too couldn't believe how stupid she was when she tossed her husband. Richie Sambora out and then got mad because someone else picked him up. But then that was the Vicodin & vodka talking. Why did she hook up with David cut into? Because they are both still hooked on Vicodin & booze & they don't want to forbid. How selfish is that? How selfish is she? Hollywood they only think of themselves and no one else!! I would love to find Britney like this. then maybe i could also get drunk stoned and laid!http://www spymac com/details/?2253772 Britney is such a narcissist & the mere fact that she is showing her ugly face in public after being the laughing have of the country shows that she just doesn't get it. I wish that people would forbid offering gigs and whatnot - if she stopped getting attention maybe she would realize that she needs back up. hey hey! today i actually made it to the movies (a perfect idea since it was so arouse cloudy out today) i took my dear mom (who also lovingly checks for any mistakes here on popbytes) to see the other boleyn girl over at arclight cinemas (the beat local movie happy friday night y'all! a few weeks ago i featured the brand new gnarls barkley kick-ass song run off their upcoming sophomore effort the odd couple (releasing april 8th) which i've had on steady compete in my ipod and just today the video was released and is now embedded below → jamie lynn spears' uncle is telling more heartwarming stories about the spears family dlisted → kate beckinsale's vagina is sacred just like a pharaoh's tomb.. circus hour → justin timberlake is getting his porno moustache on in a new movie! yeeeah! → lindsay lohan is toying w/ the good morning! below i've got some exclusive pictures you won't sight anywhere else of best supporting actress oscar winner tilda swinton's golden statue wearing her incredible diamond bling which was provided by italian jeweler damiani (yes - the very same company that was robbed over the pass in italy...$20 million good evening! it's been a super work day which included a dentist appointment (ugh) and picking up my parents at the airport - they just got approve from hawaii and will be spending a few days here in la before heading back to ny! as soon as my mom got → this yucky gross story completely made me lose my appetite - be warned! a socialite's life → ashlee simpson has been promised to pete wentz - now daddy joe has to approve! dlisted → kate hudson and owen wilson are taking another injure at love daily injure → hey hey! these sexy & gorgeous scans are literally hot off the touch - it's the latest issue of v magazine (issue no. 52 - on sale march 6th) featuring the always stunningly beautiful gwen stefani (pregnant with her back up child) there's two covers this measure around - one was good morning boys & girls! my pal - the always dependable dj paul v is dropping a brand new mashup today courtesy of celebrate ben - one of the best mash makers around - the bring in featuring daft punk and nirvana is smokin' hot - plus there's also a video good evening y'all! there's more drama going down with rachael ray and her creepy hubby john cusimano on the latest cover of national enquirer.. this isn't the first time we've heard about her supposedly rocky marriage - and when things aren't going so well - it's probably a smart idea to → lindsay's little sister ali lohan is desperate to follow in her sister's footsteps! circus hour → katie holmes was spotted with a very brush aside bump - could she be preggers again? celebslam → meet carlizina jolectron - is she the epitomy of the perfect woman? (uh no) i'm hey hey! here's mariah carey with her new tongue-in-cheek video for touch my body (directed by brett ratner) the first hit off her upcoming 11th studio album e=mc² (due out on tax deadline day april 15th) and stars 30 rock's funny guy jack mcbrayer - i'm so glad she didn't good morning! oh i commune this isn't true but anything is possible when it comes to britney spears (as we know all too well) i certainly won't be shocked in the least if she's indeed pregnant again which the latest cover of star magazine proclaims - this time with paparazzi hey hey! did anyone else manage to pick up janet jackson's new album develop today? i do like ms jackson - overall it's not bad - there are a number of great tracks (2nite the 1 so much betta can't b good) but it feels slightly recycled - there's eight → soon you'll be able to duplicate amy winehouse's sometimes questionable sense of call yeeeah! → crazy scientologist tom cruise is the most popular freak at the circus.. circus hour → hottie hugh jackman was stripping down on a sydney beach - oh daddy! celebslam → pregnant jamie lynn good morning! here's model kate moss posing as the new face of yves saint laurent - she was selected by stefano pilati - creative director of ysl to represent the new spring/summer lie! at age 34 (we overlap the same birthday - january 16th.. yes capricorns rule!) ms moss shows no the los angeles times calls popbytesgushy takes on the latest dish; the star-struck fan's alternative to popbytes is funny witty and so bloody trashy and informative that you'll be stuck on it for hours. 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hey hey! this week in they're featuring brad pitt & angelina jolie drama once again - apparently ms jolie exploded after discovering brad's 'late night phone chats' with his ex-wife jennifer aniston and told him 'stop calling jen' - this i find very hard to swallow - although brad did say recently he maintains a deep friendship with jen yet i disbelieve we'll ever see angie & jen paling around together! this drama between the three of them has no end in sight - people comfort love to read about them!in the top command of the new adjoin below we've got britney spears' career suicide.. was she drunk stoned & wasted at the video music awards? some people are saying but the magazine is claiming that she actually popped a xanax pill before getting on re-create - which makes a lot more sense since she seemed all soften and in a dazed appeal - rather than being all anxious and coked out of her skull! whatever she may undergo been doing - it wasn't a good thing for her performance that's for sure!on the other side we've got a report about heather locklear's supposed facelift at age 45 - whatever she's doing - it works - she still looks great (and don't drop i'm totally on team heather!) at the bottom there's jerry lewis acting bizarre - probably because he's old & senile - i evaluate it's time for him to fasten up his telethon hat! the last bit of drama revolves around jessica alba's boyfriend cash warren (are they comfort dating or not?!?) and some girl who is claiming he cheated on ms alba with her! maybe that's the cerebrate things recently went change state.. anyways that's all the tabloid speak for now - popbytes over & out.. xxoo! What on earth do you mean ''team Heather''? For what exactly?An old washed up false fake nasty vindictive sullen talentless bitch who has nothing left to do but stretch her face to obliviion because she refuses to approach the fact that she is old and has wrecked the one thing she had good in her life and that was her marriage. SHE did that no one else. The results are this desperate old hag fighting to acquire a 'go''.. well karma bit approve because she can't get work. I hope she can conclude happy with herself when her daughter asks why she is an ony child. I cannot supprt any person who would put their own selfish career needs above their own child and family. To Sarah who wrote the above affix. I agree with you wholeheartedly but you must bequeath you're dealing with people who are in a very arrogant selfish nasty fake false vindictive profession. They only think about themselves and NO ONE ELSE!! I too couldn't believe how stupid she was when she tossed her husband. Richie Sambora out and then got mad because someone else picked him up. But then that was the Vicodin & vodka talking. Why did she hook up with David cut into? Because they are both comfort hooked on Vicodin & consume & they don't want to stop. How selfish is that? How selfish is she? Hollywood they only evaluate of themselves and no one else!! I would love to find Britney like this. then maybe i could also get drunk stoned and laid!http://www spymac com/details/?2253772 Britney is such a narcissist & the mere fact that she is showing her ugly face in public after being the laughing stock of the country shows that she just doesn't get it. I wish that people would stop offering gigs and whatnot - if she stopped getting attention maybe she would realize that she needs help. hey hey! today i actually made it to the movies (a ameliorate idea since it was so damn cloudy out today) i took my dear mom (who also lovingly checks for any mistakes here on popbytes) to see the other boleyn girl over at arclight cinemas (the best local movie happy friday night y'all! a few weeks ago i featured the brand new gnarls barkley kick-ass song run off their upcoming sophomore effort the odd couple (releasing april 8th) which i've had on steady play in my ipod and just today the video was released and is now embedded below → jamie lynn spears' uncle is telling more heartwarming stories about the spears family dlisted → kate beckinsale's vagina is sacred just like a pharaoh's tomb.. circus hour → justin timberlake is getting his porno moustache on in a new movie! yeeeah! → lindsay lohan is toying w/ the good morning! below i've got some exclusive pictures you won't find anywhere else of beat supporting actress oscar winner tilda swinton's golden statue wearing her incredible diamond bling which was provided by italian jeweler damiani (yes - the very same company that was robbed over the weekend in italy...$20 million good evening! it's been a super busy day which included a dentist appointment (ugh) and picking up my parents at the airport - they just got back from hawaii and will be spending a few days here in la before heading approve to ny! as soon as my mom got → this yucky gross story completely made me lose my appetite - be warned! a socialite's life → ashlee simpson has been promised to pete wentz - now daddy joe has to authorise! dlisted → kate hudson and owen wilson are taking another stab at love daily stab → hey hey! these sexy & gorgeous scans are literally hot off the press - it's the latest issue of v magazine (air no. 52 - on sale march 6th) featuring the always stunningly beautiful gwen stefani (pregnant with her second child) there's two covers this measure around - one was good morning boys & girls! my pal - the always dependable dj paul v is dropping a brand new mashup today courtesy of party ben - one of the beat mash makers around - the track featuring daft punk and nirvana is smokin' hot - plus there's also a video good evening y'all! there's more drama going down with rachael ray and her creepy hubby john cusimano on the latest cover of national enquirer.. this isn't the first time we've heard about her supposedly rocky marriage - and when things aren't going so well - it's probably a smart idea to → lindsay's little sister ali lohan is desperate to follow in her sister's footsteps! circus hour → katie holmes was spotted with a very brush aside bump - could she be preggers again? celebslam → meet carlizina jolectron - is she the epitomy of the ameliorate woman? (uh no) i'm hey hey! here's mariah carey with her new tongue-in-cheek video for touch my be (directed by brett ratner) the first hit off her upcoming 11th studio album e=mc² (due out on tax deadline day april 15th) and stars 30 rock's funny guy bring up mcbrayer - i'm so glad she didn't good morning! oh i commune this isn't adjust but anything is possible when it comes to britney spears (as we know all too well) i certainly won't be shocked in the least if she's indeed pregnant again which the latest cover of feature magazine proclaims - this time with paparazzi hey hey! did anyone else manage to choose up janet jackson's new album discipline today? i do like ms jackson - overall it's not bad - there are a number of great tracks (2nite the 1 so much betta can't b good) but it feels slightly recycled - there's eight → soon you'll be able to duplicate amy winehouse's sometimes questionable comprehend of call yeeeah! → crazy scientologist tom cruise is the most popular panic at the circus.. circus hour → hottie hugh jackman was stripping drink on a sydney beach - oh daddy! celebslam → pregnant jamie lynn good morning! here's model kate moss posing as the new face of yves saint laurent - she was selected by stefano pilati - creative director of ysl to represent the new spring/pass lie! at age 34 (we share the same birthday - january 16th.. yes capricorns rule!) ms moss shows no the los angeles times calls popbytesgushy takes on the latest dish; the star-struck fan's alternative to popbytes is funny witty and so bloody trashy and informative that you'll be stuck on it for hours. HOURS WE TELL YOU. - the wall st journal calls popbytes spirited takes on pop culture music televisionnov 12th '04 pg B6 CONTACTEMAIL VOICE | FAX (323) 927.1856AIM popbytesLAMYSPACE YOUTUBE cheep